The Chor Bazaar Anthem

Neut The Horse
And Race A Car!
(Chorus)
So we seen! So we seen!

Fry The Bird
And Fly A Plane!
(Chorus)
So we seen! So we seen!

Knife The Fish
And Dive A Sub!
(Chorus)
So we seen! So we seen!

Keep The Wed
And Bed The Keep!
(Chorus with clapping, laughing, whistling and dancing)
So we seen! So we been!

Asli Kamaal
Nakli Ka-Maal!
(Chorus)
Tera chheen! Mera deen!

The First Don't Last
When Fake Counter-Feat!
(Chorus)
So you see! So you see!